Some More Quick Ones III

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

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