Some Quick Ones I

Christian Slater was arrested on assault charges. Out of habit, Charlie Sheen apologized. (Maher) During the UPS strike the post office was inundated. For awhile, they even considered opening a second window. Mike Tyson's wife gave birth to a boy. The kid takes after Mike... he's teething already. (Leno) House Democrats and Republicans played a softball game in Washington in 95 degree weather. They were able to finish up quickly - in the middle of the fifth inning they voted to close two of the bases.

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