Some Quick Ones III

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence... San Francisco marijuana activist Dennis Peron is running for California governor in the Republican primary. It'll be nice to have a campaign that takes the high ground for a change. (Daily Scoop) CBS is making a movie based on Marcia Clark's book about the O.J. Simpson trial. Casting has not yet begun, but Marlon Brando has expressed interest in playing the mountain of evidence. Federal Highway officials told Congress that "road rage" accounts for two-thirds of the country's deaths. The problem is indigenous to California--the state bird is the hand gesture. The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

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