Some Quick Ones IV

Disney has purchased the alternative music label Mammoth Records. You can expect some minor changes - for example, all women being chased by musicians will now be carrying plates of food. A study has found that coffee drinkers lead more active sex lives. For one thing, we're awake. National Airport has undergone a $1 billion renovation. The bill was only supposed to be half that amount, but the contractor left his car in daily parking. Food and Drug Administration advisors are recommending that a stronger version of Rogaine be released. There is, however, some controversy over the labeling. The new product is called Chia Hair. Michael Bolton is recording an album of Italian opera. In a related story, Italy has declared war on us.

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