Still More Bad Pick-up Lines

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.

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