Still More Blonde Jokes

Still More Blonde Jokes... A blonde is sitting is first class on an airplane. The stewardess, seeing by her ticket that she is supposed to sit in coach, tells the blonde she has to sit in the back of the plane. The blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Baltimore!" The stewardess gets another stewardess to try and get her to move. The blonde says again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Baltimore!" Finally, she goes and gets the Captain. He goes and whispers a few words in the blonde's ear, and the blonde smiles, gets up, gathers her carry-on luggage and heads for her seat in the back of the plane. The stewardesses are amazed. "How did you get her to move?" they ask. "Simple," grinned the Captain. "I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to Baltimore." What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? "Have another beer."

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