The Last Of The Return Of The Blonde Jokes!
- The Last Of The Return Of The Blonde Jokes! Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q: How can you tell if a redhead's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. Q: Why do all blondes have a dimple in their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin - "I don't know." Hits forehead - "Oh, I get it!" Q: Why do blondes have big belly buttons? A: From dating blonde men. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. BLONDE #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" BLONDE #2: "No, who wrote it?"
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