Three Sailors Get Baptized

Three stone-drunk sailors stumbling back to the boat get on a crying jag, feeling sorry for the wayward lives they've thus far led. They look for a church in which to confess and to get baptized, but instead stumble into a hospital emergency room where they see a lab technician, dressed in white, carrying a tray with tube of blood and urine samples. Mistaking the white uniform for holiness, they beg the technician to forgive them and to baptist them. Eager to get rid of them the tech takes out a tube of urine, and as he sprinkles a few drops on the head of each drunk, says, "You're forgiven. Leave and lead a better life." They leave, and continue their stumbling onward trek. Drunk One says, "I feel better, but what religion are we now?" Drunk Two says, "I feel better, too, but I guess we should have asked." Drunk Three rubs his hand in his hair, smells it and says, "I think we're Pisscapalians."

Rating

PG

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