Three wishes and a lawyer

A man is walking along the beach and stumbles on an exotic lamp. Curious, he wipes it a few times and, lo and behold, a genie pops out. The genie says, "I'll grant you three wishes on one condition." The greedy man quickly agrees. Genie: "Everything you ask for, every lawyer in the world gets double." Man: "I can live with that. I've always wanted a Ferrari." Instantly, the sports car of his dreams appears. Genie: "Remember, every lawyer in the world now has two just like this one." Man: "Right. Now, I'd like a million dollars." Instantly, bundles of money appear. Genie: "Now every lawyer has two million dollars. And your third wish?" Man: (Thinks for a minute) "You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney ..."

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