Top Fifteen Slogans That Never Quite Caught On

15 Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err." 14 Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?" 13 Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum." 12 MTV: "Loud and easy to spell." 11 Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would Be Stupid." 10 Iguana: "The other green meat." 9 Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing!" 8 Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!" 7 Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years." 6 Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!" 5 Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!" 4 Trojans: "Just add meat." 3 Apple Macintosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!" 2 Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!" and the Number 1 Slogan That Never Quite Caught On... 1 Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"

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