Top Ten Reasons Ron Paul Is Not Libertarian Enough

10. Ron Paul s passport was issued by the U.S. government. 9. When the National Hurricane Center suggests Ron Paul take shelter, he does. 8. Ron Paul s campaign bus has a license plate. It also uses the Interstate highway system, which has no toll booths. 7. Ron Paul s name has too many letters. 6. Ron Paul accepts that Pluto is no longer a planet, but still says the other eight are. 5. A tie: Ron Paul s TV picks up UHF channels. AND Ron Paul shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Oh wait, that s Johnny Cash. 4. Ron Paul has yet to call either Nancy Pelosi or Abraham Lincoln a statist. 3. When the U.S. Postal Service raises the price of a stamp, Ron Paul goes along. 2. Ron Paul s Social Security Number is not of his choosing. 1. Ron Paul s water is fluoridated. www.extrememortman.com</href>

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