What Girls Say...

What girls say......what they meanCan't we just be friends?There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.I just need some space....without you in it.Can you help me with my homework?If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.Do I look fat in this dress?We haven't had a fight in a while.No, pizza's fine.Cheap bastard.I just do not want a boyfriend.I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend.I don't know; what do you want to do?I can't believe that you have nothing planned.Come here!My puppy does this too.I like you but...I don't like you.You never listen.You never listen.We're moving too quickly.I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend.I'll be ready in a minute.I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.Oh, no, I will pay for myself.I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.Oh Yes! Right there!Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.I'm just going out with the girls...We are gonna get sloppy drunk and make fun of you and your friends.There's no one else...I am doing your brother.Size doesn't count...Unless I want an orgasm.What guys say... ...what they meanIt is just orange juice, try it.3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.She's kind of cute...I want to bang her till I am blue.I don't know if I like her.She won't blow me.I need you.My hand is tired.I had her.I had (wet dreams all last week about) her.I really want to get to know you better......so we can do what I tell my friends we do already.How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?Is my penis really that small?You're the only girl I've ever cared about...You are the only girl who has not rejected me.I want you back......for tonight anyway.We've been through so much together...If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity.I miss you so much.I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.No, I do not want to dance.Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on right now.The break-up should not start for another 24 hours...I want to have sex a few more times.I am different from all the other guys...I am not circumcised.

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