What is 2 Plus 2

The CEO of a major corporation decides that he needs to give his department heads a simple test. He starts by calling in the Marketing Director and asking, "What is 2 plus 2?" The Marketing Director thinks that the CEO has lost it, but answers "Well, if we promote it right it is 4." Now the CEO tells the Marketing Director to leave and he calls in and asks the Director of Data Processing, "What is 2 plus 2?" The DP Director thinks that the CEO has had a 4-martini lunch, but doesn't want to get in trouble, so he answers, "Well, if we feed it into our computers they will tell us that it is 4." The CEO now tells the DP director to leave and calls in the head of Accounting, asking the same question. The head of Accounting looks around, slowly walks around the office pulling the shades, walks over to the CEO and whispers in his ear, "What would you like it to be?"

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