Where I Come From...

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattle native were in a bar when suddenly the Texan grabbed a full bottle of tequila, tossed it into the air and shot it with a pistol. The other patrons shouted their disapproval, wondering why the Texan would waste good tequila. "It's just tequila," he said. "Where I come from, we have lots of it." Not to be outdone, the Californian tossed a bottle of fine wine into the air and shot it. Again the patrons gasped at such wastefulness. "Where I come from," he told them, "we have plenty of wine." Next, the Seattle native took out a bottle of beer and guzzled it. Then he threw the bottle into the air, shot the Californian and caught the falling bottle. "Why did you do that???" the hysterical people screamed. "Where I come from, we have lots of Californians," the Seattle man explained. "But I really feel the need to recycle this bottle."

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