Wisdom From The Walls I

From a book called, "Wisdom From The Walls," by Kristen Kammerer and Bridget Snyder. They compiled some really great graffiti, and here it is: If you can piss this high, join the fire department. On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon. Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw. Stick with Nixon. Nathan's. Washington, D.C. Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. Amendment 2 and OCA, soon you will be DOA. On a tombstone used as part of a Halloween display, Hamburger Mary's. Seattle, Washington. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C. If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. Smoky Joe's. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. Beware of limbo dancers. On the bottom of the stall door, Women's Restroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub. Indianapolis, Indiana. If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco. Nathan's.Washington, D.C. Rome wasn't built in a day. That's because it was a government job. Women's Restroom. City View Tavern. Cincinnati, Ohio. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont. Burlington, Vermont.

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