Would You Believe - More Bad Pick-up Lines

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. The word for the night is legs, let's go back to my room and spread the word. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield? Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

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