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Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
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Abraham Lincoln
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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Albert Einstein
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Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.
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Albert Einstein
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...if men are to be ruled, then the enemy is reason.
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Ayn Rand
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An emotion as such tells you nothing about reality, beyond the fact that something makes you feel something.
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Ayn Rand
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Capitalism is a social system based on the recognition of individual rights, including property rights, in which all property is privately owned.
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Ayn Rand
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Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have.
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Barry Goldwater
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A side benefit of taking the high road: Not having to make conversation with the people who made you take it, because they aren't there.
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Chris Douglas
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If we all do one small thing to help; in our organizations, our churches, our community, how much can we accomplish together?
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Chris Douglas
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The free market creed is, "A rising tide lifts all boats". The creed of liberalism is, "Put an equally large hole in all boats in the name of fairness."
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Chris Douglas
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
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Dorothy Parker
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This is on me. (Making a suggestion for her tombstone inscription)
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Dorothy Parker
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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Dylan Thomas
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
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Edmund Burke
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I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
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Fred Allen
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
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G.K. Chesterton
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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George Orwell
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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H. L. Mencken
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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H. L. Mencken
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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Harlan Ellison
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
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Isaac Asimov
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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Isaac Asimov
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In many respects fascism not only is here but has been here for nearly a century. For what we call liberalism--the refurbished edifice of American Progressivism--is in fact a descendant and manifestation of fascism.
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Jonah Goldberg
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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
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Martin Luther King
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If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it.
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Ray Bradbury
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There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.
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Ray Bradbury
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Rita Rudner
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
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Rita Rudner
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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Robert Byrne
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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Ronald Reagan
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Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
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Ronald Reagan
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We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.
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Ronald Reagan
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Compassion is defined not by how many people are on the government dole but by how many people no longer need government assistance.
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Rush Limbaugh
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Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure -- that of being Salvador Dali.
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Salvador Dali
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There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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Salvador Dali
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The Republican Party would be really smart to absorb as much of the Tea Party movement as possible.
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Sarah Palin
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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.
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Sarah Palin
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Steven Wright
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Steven Wright
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Steven Wright
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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Steven Wright
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Steven Wright
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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
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Sun-tzu
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That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
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Thomas Jefferson
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There are no solutions; there are only trade-offs.
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Thomas Sowell
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Unknown
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God must love stupid people; he made so many of them.
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Unknown
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I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.
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William F. Buckley
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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Winston Churchill
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If you're going through hell, keep going.
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Winston Churchill
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Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
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Winston Churchill
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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
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Winston Churchill
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
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Winston Churchill
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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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Winston Churchill
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